a joke or two for the day

There was a certain lady on a jet airplane. I am unsure where she was flying to, but the announcer came on the loud speaker and said
"we have lossed one of our engines, so we are going to be a half hour later than planned."(this jet had four engines) A little layter the speaker came on again and said
"we are sorry for the inconvenience, but we have lossed power to another engine, so we will be approximently and hour late."
After a while the speaker came on stating that another engine was down and they might be as much as 2 hours late. At last in frusteration the lady turn to the person sitting next to her and said,
"man, if we loos another engine we will be up here all day!"